Here's a couple of things Ben has said lately that stuck me as particularly funny.
"Mommy your bed needs a pole." Hmm, now I know I have one of the most difficult jobs a woman can have, but I think he's referring to the lack of a headboard on our bed.
Warning the following contains material not suitable for readers who have not had small childern:
"Look – I made a rainbow." This one is referring to what he saw in the toilet after making a poop that he thought was shaped just like the arc of a rainbow. Brian said, "who says you can't polish a turd".
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